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Perfect image is perfect.
Re: the tags - I guess he has Charles to teach him how to sexytimes properly, but no one to teach him not to get a tattoo for/of his first boyfriend?
Oh, Erik, that way lies disaster and a long wait next in a dermatologist’s office next to some extremely trashy girls.
bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! :D
Girl #1: omg, this is, just, like, the WORST.
Girl #2: how long do we have to wait?!
Erik: *growls* *throws another dagger into a picture on the opposite wall*
Girls: … dude. Not cool.
This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend.
“What, what, what are you doing? Erik the Redfaced idiot, move AWAY from the inking needle. You have spent your whole life doing nothing but training to kill and this is what a little sex has done to you? A week in bed with bear grease so we tattoo ourselves? TATTOO OURSELVES?! This is Charles Xavier we’re talking about, okay? *Charles Xavier* - his best friend is an imaginary bird! Erik, he mind-raped you and then triggered your PTSD. So instead of getting a permanent reminder of losing your virginity to your political prisoner, your going to get drunk with Azazel, tell him all about your blow job lessons AND MOVE ON! P.S. this is the best your skin has ever looked. This whole bathing this is doing WONDERS for your complexion! Oh my god, I can’t believe you were going ink it up! Your so CRAZY, Erik the Red! Oh, come on you stupid bitch, let’s get out of here.
“He’s a stupid bitch.”
….So yeah….I maybe know that whole sketch by heart.
omhAg*, you win. WIN, I tell you!
* = oh my holy Abrahamic g*d
“ A week in bed with bear grease so we tattoo ourselves? TATTOO OURSELVES?”
I HEAR his inflection, omg omg I am DEAD here. heeeeee!
Sassy Gay Friend forgot to mention that Erik didn’t just sleep with anybody, he slept with quite possibly the biggest slut in Britain. Wanna bet that Charles is responsible for any number of poorly-advised trips to the tattoo parlor? Not to mention the dermatologist not long after. ;-)
THE ENTIRE OXFORD ROWING TEAM SITTING ON THE WAITING BENCH AT THE DERMATOLOGIST, ALL WITH HANGDOG EXPRESSIONS.
::Erik glares as he sits down. There is a pause.::
Geoffrey: Fistbump of solidarity, bro.THIS TIMES APPROXIMATELY ONE BAJILLION. :D :D :D :D
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